Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
S01E22: Centaurgeneology
Arcane Ninja RPG
Follow the adventures of three graduating Magical Ninja from Claybelt Magical Ninjitsu Academy, the largest in Canada, as the dice dictate just how successfully they face the challenges that are threatening the world. Actual Play Storytelling
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Growing up, we learn that magic is not real and we live our lives finding no proof to the contrary.
It is not our fault that we are so wrong, for only those who can use it can truly see it.
Since time immemorial, the secrets of arcana (magic) have been protected by Ninja. Passed down from generation to generation in martial forms that must be mastered with body and mind.
With these techniques, the Ninja protect the world from evil unfathomable, horrifying monsters, and other ninja gone mad with power.
All of which we, the non-magical, the un-sparked, will never know about.
Welcome to the Arcane Ninja World.
Episodes
Episodes
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tony has a strange dream and people keep on disappearing! Turtle Sensei has not seen Sprout since she left last. Does the squad need to start killing random Atlanteans to find out if they are really themselves? Tune in to find out!
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
The Russians are in Atlantis?! It cannot be! Why? ...and What!?! The royals have been murdered? Is Princess Metopia telling the truth? Has there been a coup? ...and How safe is it, really, to go biting on undead?
Tune in to find out!
Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
The White Bear Clan has come to Atlantis? Impossible! And why would they destroy the Shroomie grove? Will our heroes defeat them once more? Will they get answers? Tune in to find out!
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Atlantis is like no other place our ninja have ever been to before, older and more majestic than the most ancient wonders that have withstood the test of time on the surface. The squad has emerged into the dry section of the city and they are being welcome by the Atlantean King and Queen themselves. What will the royal reception be like? Will they finally be able to return to the surface? Tune in to find out!
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
They already failed once to catch the smoke-made hellcat wreaking havoc inside the oracle whale. But now they have extra help from the mushroom girl, Sprout, will it be enough? And once they catch it, what will the Atlanteans do with them? Will they let them go? Will they help the squad get back to the surface world? Tune in to find out!
Wednesday Oct 04, 2023
Wednesday Oct 04, 2023
Everything has gone sideways. The Oracle Whale is hurt and has hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean. The hell cat that escaped from Leonora's boat is wreaking havoc and is proving difficult to catch. To cap it all, the Atlanteans are just abut to get involved. How will our ninja get out of this one? Tune in to find out what happens next!
Tuesday Aug 22, 2023
Tuesday Aug 22, 2023
The deep, pitch undulating, growl of the hell cat reverberates through the inside of the Oracle Whale. In the brain cavity, the lights turn red and the entryway seals shut, trapping Edelmira and Leonora inside. The air is running out. There is no time to waste, our ninja must jump into action. Will they be able to catch the smoke-made cat in time?! Tune in to find out!
Tuesday Aug 08, 2023
Tuesday Aug 08, 2023
Our ninja entered into the third mirror shard in search for the last fragment of the prophesy. Now they only have to resist the temptations in the room, for they have been turned into flies. As important as they know paying attention is, the Orange Fanta glass on the table sitting next to the half eaten stake, the dog lying on the floor, the sweat covered uniform of the practicing ninja, are all so alluring. Will they be able to resist?! Tune in to find out!